The Kimberley Prospector

Day: February 14, 2024

DA Channels Inner Teletubbies in Hilarious Water Rights March

KIMBERLEY – In a whimsical twist, the Democratic Alliance (DA) in the Northern Cape has decided to take a page from the Teletubbies’ playbook, donning their party colour blue for a march to address the ongoing water crisis in Kimberley. When all else fails, why not let politicians embrace their inner tubby custard lovers? Scheduled […]

DA Holds Grand 3-Sentence Farewell for Dan Plato

In a stunning display of brevity that left even the most concise wordsmiths in awe, the Democratic Alliance (DA) bid farewell to former Member of the Western Cape Provincial Parliament, Dan Plato. In a carefully crafted trilogy of sentences, the DA managed to encapsulate the entirety of Plato’s political legacy, leaving citizens wondering if verbosity […]

Former Cape Town Mayor Dan Plato Joins People’s Movement for Change, Leaving DA

Former Cape Town Mayor Dan Plato Resigns from DA, Citing Policy Differences and Concerns over Palestine In a significant development for South African politics, Dan Plato, one of the Democratic Alliance’s (DA) most senior members and the former Cape Town mayor, has officially resigned from the party, citing policy differences and concerns related to the […]

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