JOHANNESBURG – In a twist that could only come from the playbook of political hilarity, Donald Trump’s executive order offering refuge to white South African farmers has been met with unexpected enthusiasm, thanks to the ANC’s latest brainchild – Expropriation Without Compensation (EWC). With the ANC’s plan to seize land without paying for it sounding […]
Destin, FL – In a medical blunder that would make even the most seasoned ER doctor cringe, a Florida surgeon has been accused of accidentally removing a patient’s liver during a splenectomy procedure. Dr. Thomas Shaknovsky, the surgeon in question, reportedly mistook the patient’s liver for a “super-sized spleen” that had somehow migrated to the […]
Phoenix, AZ – In a hilarious attempt to cover up their shoddy construction practices, Taylor Morrison, a local homebuilder, recently tried to silence a brave home inspector who dared to expose shoddy workmanship. Cy Porter, the man behind the popular “Sci-Fi Home Inspections” series, had the audacity to actually inspect Taylor Morrison homes and, shockingly, […]
Klerksdorp, South Africa – In a shocking display of audacity, a vacant industrial building in Klerksdorp was completely dismantled and carted away, piece by piece, over the course of a month. While hundreds of onlookers watched in disbelief, local law enforcement stood by, apparently powerless to intervene. The brazen theft took place at 8 Industria […]
Kimberley, Northern Cape – A mysterious epidemic has swept through the city, causing residents to engage in a seemingly inexplicable orgy of tree slaughter. Reports indicate that property owners, especially new buyers are driven by an uncontrollable urge to eliminate greenery, are indiscriminately felling trees on their land, even those on public sidewalks. One neighborhood […]
KNYSNA – In a shocking turn of events that has sent shockwaves through the usually laid-back coastal towns of Knysna and Plettenberg Bay, a leopard was recently spotted casually strolling down the N2. Local residents have been left utterly bewildered and, frankly, a bit terrified. “I was just on my way to pick up some […]
Kraaipan, South Africa – In a shocking turn of events that has left residents scratching their heads, the Ratlou Local Municipality has appointed a municipal manager with a questionable academic background and a penchant for pricey laptops. Lloyd Leoko, the newly appointed municipal manager, has come under fire for his lack of qualifications and his […]
KIMBERLEY, SOUTH AFRICA – An unsettling shadow has fallen over Kimberley’s beloved Queens Park. Local folklore has come terrifyingly alive with reports of a tokoloshe, a malevolent dwarf-like creature from African mythology, lurking in the park after dark. The park, known for its lush gardens and historical significance, has always been a popular spot for […]
EASTERN CAPE – In a bold new policy announcement, the Democratic Alliance (DA) unveiled its plan to tackle childhood hunger in the Eastern Cape: The “Breadwinner Boot Camp” program. “We understand the people of the Eastern Cape are tired of empty promises,” declared DA leader John Steenhuisen. “That’s why we’re offering a real solution: training […]
