In a twist that could make even the most seasoned environmentalist reach for a paper bag, South Africa is hurtling towards a potential paper apocalypse as a staggering 358 political parties gear up for the impending 2024 national elections. If the thought of navigating an 8.95-meter-long ballot wasn’t enough, brace yourselves – this paper fiesta […]
In a bold move aimed at expanding their international influence, the Democratic Alliance (DA) has hired a high-priced U.S. consulting firm to promote their interests across the pond. At the cost of a whopping R300,000 per month, the party is sparing no expense in ensuring Americans are well-versed in their policies, values, and the fact […]
QHEBERHA – In a stunning display of self-awareness bypass, Renaldo Gouws, the Democratic Alliance’s (DA) Ward 2 councillor at the Nelson Mandela Bay Municipality, has taken to X to share his thoughts on everything from online warriors to the Spur logo. While some locals are questioning if Gouws is even aware of what’s happening in […]
KENILWORTH, CAPE TOWN – In a bizarre turn of events last December, a local driver stumbled upon a scene straight out of a parallel parking universe: another Chevrolet, identical in every way, lurking at the corner of Carton and Loch roads. The only hiccup? Both vehicles boasted the same registration number, leaving our unsuspecting motorist […]
JOHANNESBURG – In a groundbreaking turn of events at OR Tambo International Airport, a parking attendant has successfully transformed a mundane gig into a thriving side hustle. Over the course of four days, the unnamed hero embarked on 27 joyrides in Stephanie Walters’ Smart ForFour, covering an impressive 119 kilometers and inadvertently achieving the dream […]
Edmond, OKLAHOMA — In a tail-wagging twist of fate, local family dog Oakley narrowly escaped the clutches of coyotes, all thanks to the unassuming heroics of her feline sibling, who now insists on being referred to as “The Pawtector.” The Grin Daily investigative team was given exclusive access to the riveting footage, showcasing the daring […]
In a shocking turn of events, an industrious Home Affairs official in Upington has been caught red-handed, not just handing out ID cards but practically giving away South African identities like complimentary mints at a restaurant. The 37-year-old woman, whose ambition apparently knows no bounds, has been accused of selling illegal identity documents to undocumented […]
SEATTLE – In an astonishing tale that makes Clint Eastwood look like a timid librarian, the legendary Seattle Street Samurai, aka Tony “Apollo” Allison, resurfaced in an unearthed video from April 3rd, 1997, where he bravely stood his ground against not just one, two, or even ten, but a whopping fifty police officers armed to […]
In a stunning revelation, experts now believe that the trifecta of the COVID-19 pandemic, load-shedding, and the general decay of services in South Africa is not just a series of unfortunate events but a well-orchestrated global disaster prep school. Yes, you heard it right – South Africa is apparently leading the world in conditioning society […]
