The Kimberley Prospector

Category: Satire

[WATCH] Bree Street Blues: Johannesburg’s Methane Mishap Unveils a Symphony of Chaos

JOHANNESBURG – Hold on to your hard hats, folks, because Johannesburg’s Lilian Ngoyi Street, formerly known as the infamous Bree Street, is in the midst of a gas-induced meltdown, making it a prime candidate for the city’s very own blockbuster disaster movie. In a tale of epic proportions, the methane mishap meets municipal meltdown in […]

South African Journalist Discovers Mayor’s Lawn Secrets, Gets Festive Jail Experience

BURGERSFORT – In a stunning turn of events on Christmas Eve, Thomo Nkgadima, a fearless freelance journalist working for the Sunday World newspaper, found himself wrapped in controversy and a cosy prison cell after allegedly trespassing onto Mayor Eddie Maila’s property to expose what he believed to be the shocking truth about holiday lawn decorations. […]

Garbage Gate Unearthed: Sol Plaatje’s Trash Talk Exposes Municipal Shenanigans

KIMBERLEY – In a shocking turn of events that can only be described as trashy, the Sol Plaatje Municipality is now under the microscope for what residents are calling “Garbage Gate.” The scandal involves allegations of manipulated refuse collection routes, preferential treatment, and political harassment based on residents’ garbage affiliations. Residents from swanky suburbs like […]

PetroSA’s Filthy Fortune: From Gasping for Air to Breathing in Billions

ZEF AFRICA – In an exclusive Carte Blanche investigation, it was revealed that PetroSA, once a proud producer of diesel and other fuels, hit rock bottom in 2020, running out of both gas and money faster than a reality TV star’s fifteen minutes of fame. While common sense might suggest letting the sinking ship gracefully […]

Dish Detergent Drama: DA Man Suspended for Unleashing a Clean Crime Wave

UPINGTON – In a shocking turn of events, a Democratic Alliance (DA) PR councillor and general assistant at Dr Harry Surtie Hospital in Upington have been caught red-handed in a sudsy scandal that is threatening to bubble over into a full-fledged political froth. The alleged mastermind, identified as Deeyone de Koker, is accused of perpetrating […]

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