SOUTH AFRICA – In a prescription blunder that even Dr. Google couldn’t predict, TikTok’s ‘Mediocre Matt’ Lani finds himself on the brink of a legal migraine after his Metro FM interview left the Gauteng health department pondering if laughter is the best medicine for Lani’s medical comedy career. Despite Lani’s claim of being just an […]
NORTHERN CAPE – In the dimly lit corridors of Kimberley, a journalist grapples with fear so profound it echoes the silence of a community suppressed. The chilling parallel to a rape victim’s torment, too afraid to speak out, hangs heavy over a city drowning in the stifling hush of dissent. In this atmosphere of fear, […]
In the latest episode of Kimberley’s political soap opera, The Kimberley Prospector got the boot from the DA’s exclusive media club, leaving residents wondering if they accidentally stumbled into a twisted plotline. Sources say conflicting instructions within the DA-led to the Prospector’s expulsion, turning a local newspaper into a pawn in a communication department chess […]
In a revelation that could save your pocket from a financial fender-bender, the wizard of car insurance insights, Wendy Knowler, spills the beans on avoiding disaster—unless you’re the protagonist in a slapstick comedy. As insurance wizard Wendy wonders aloud, “Why am I the go-to for insurance quandaries?” our non-expert correspondent steps in, waving a stack […]
KIMBERLEY – In a plot twist more twisted than a contortionist on a rollercoaster, the De Beers group generously donates the iconic HOH building to Sol Plaatje University, leaving Kimberley residents pondering a wetter issue—the city’s water crisis. While Zamani Saul, the premier of the Northern Cape, flaunts keys at an official ceremony, Kimberley residents […]
In a riveting debate, the ANC contemplates the fate of Afrikaner culture in the face of proposals to establish independent schools for its preservation. Nompendulo Mkhatswa, ANC-LP and chair of the parliamentary portfolio committee for higher education, science, and innovation, expressed concerns about reactionary attempts to safeguard Afrikaner culture and “white supremacy.” Dr. Wynand Boshoff […]
In a shocking revelation, Fikile Mbalula, the ANC’s very own cheerleader-in-chief, expressed bewilderment at businesses not openly throwing cash at the ruling party. Mbalula, often seen doing political cartwheels, questioned why business folks weren’t proudly sporting ANC stickers on their storefronts. The irony didn’t escape the public as Mbalula’s critique unfolded while the ANC turned […]
In a bitter twist for sweet-toothed enthusiasts, Ivory Coast, the world’s cocoa haven, is facing a chocolate meltdown. Forget Willy Wonka’s golden ticket; this year’s cocoa harvest is more like a soggy golden syrup. Siaka Sylla, a veteran in the cocoa game, is shaking his head at an almost empty warehouse, mourning the catastrophic consequences […]
JOHANNESBURG – In a mind-bending twist on the N1 highway, a bus in Midrand has become the talk of the town, defying the laws of physics and basic seating capacity norms. Move over, Schrödinger’s cat; we’ve got Schrödinger’s passengers on board. Yusuf Abramjee, the viral video maestro, posted footage on X (formerly known as Twitter) […]
