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[WATCH] Florida Deputy Opens Fire On Squirrel, Blames Acorn for PTSD

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Okaloosa County, FL – In a scene ripped straight from a rejected Police Academy sequel, a Florida sheriff’s deputy mistook a falling acorn for “silenced” gunfire, unleashing a barrage of bullets on an unsuspecting…well, suspecting nothing, because it was a handcuffed man in a patrol car. The deputy, since identified as former (and hopefully forever-former) […]

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