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Kimberley Residents Caught in Mass Tree-Slaying Frenzy

Editorial Staff

Kimberley, Northern Cape – A mysterious epidemic has swept through the city, causing residents to engage in a seemingly inexplicable orgy of tree slaughter. Reports indicate that property owners, especially new buyers are driven by an uncontrollable urge to eliminate greenery, are indiscriminately felling trees on their land, even those on public sidewalks. One neighborhood […]

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