The Kimberley Prospector

Opinion

The Shopping Cart Theory: A Litmus Test of Good Character

Editorial Staff

It may sound trivial, but the shopping cart is a barometer of one’s character. The shopping cart is the ultimate litmus test for whether a person is capable of self-governing. To return the shopping cart is an easy and convenient task and one which we all recognize as the correct and appropriate thing to do. To return the shopping cart is objectively right; there are no situations other than dire emergencies in which a person is not able to do it. Moreover, it is not illegal to abandon your shopping cart.

Therefore, the shopping cart presents itself as the apex example of whether a person will do what is right without being forced to do it. No one will punish you for not returning the shopping cart, and no one will find you or kill you for not returning the shopping cart. You gain nothing by returning the shopping cart, you must return the shopping cart out of the goodness of your heart because it is the right thing to do.

The person who is unable to do this is no better than an animal, an absolute savage who can only be made to do what is right by threatening them with the law and the force that stands behind it. The shopping cart is what determines whether a person is a good or bad member of society.

It is important to remember that character is not something that can be legislated or enforced; it must come from within. We all have the power to do what is right; it is our responsibility to take it upon ourselves to act in a morally responsible manner. The shopping cart is a litmus test for our character; if we cannot return something as simple and basic as a shopping cart, then how can we be expected to make more difficult decisions?

In conclusion, the shopping cart is a symbol of our moral character. It is our responsibility to return it to its rightful place because it is the right thing to do. Our character is an essential part of our lives, and it is up to us to make sure that we are living up to the highest standards of morality.

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