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[WATCH] Assistant State Attorney Claims Magic 8-Ball as Key Legal Advisor in Groundbreaking Trial

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St. Augustine, FL – In a shocking turn of events, Mark Johnson, Assistant State Attorney with a stellar track record of over two decades, is reportedly relying on a vintage Magic 8-Ball to guide him through the perplexing case against Virgilio Mendes. Despite overwhelming evidence of Mendes’ innocence, Johnson remains committed to the trial, leaving […]

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