In a nation as diverse and dynamic as South Africa, the power to shape the future lies in the hands of its people. Whether you are a passionate activist, a disillusioned citizen, or someone sceptical about the impact of your vote, the act of registering to vote is a crucial step in ensuring your voice […]
In a bitter twist for sweet-toothed enthusiasts, Ivory Coast, the world’s cocoa haven, is facing a chocolate meltdown. Forget Willy Wonka’s golden ticket; this year’s cocoa harvest is more like a soggy golden syrup. Siaka Sylla, a veteran in the cocoa game, is shaking his head at an almost empty warehouse, mourning the catastrophic consequences […]
JOHANNESBURG – In a mind-bending twist on the N1 highway, a bus in Midrand has become the talk of the town, defying the laws of physics and basic seating capacity norms. Move over, Schrödinger’s cat; we’ve got Schrödinger’s passengers on board. Yusuf Abramjee, the viral video maestro, posted footage on X (formerly known as Twitter) […]
KIMBERLEY – In a recent media statement, the Sol Plaatje Municipality expressed sincere apologies to Kimberley residents for the disruptions caused by the Emergency Water Shutdown. Despite the regrettable necessity of the shutdown due to significant water losses, the municipality acknowledges the hardship faced by residents and appeals for patience during the ongoing restoration efforts. […]
KIMBERLEY – In a much-anticipated update on the Kimberley water shutdown, Chris Whittaker, a councillor from the Sol Plaatje Municipality shared the latest developments at 14:00 on today. Councillors Ockie Fourie and Whittaker conducted an on-site verification of the water supply situation. According to Whittaker, pumping from Riverton commenced after 10:00, and water successfully reached […]
NORTHERN CAPE – Kimberley residents find themselves in continued uncertainty and frustration as they await crucial updates on the ongoing water interruption. Emergency repairs on two “major leaks” by the Sol Plaatje Municipality have left the city without water, and despite an earlier promise of “Significant Strides” in the progress of the repairs, residents remain […]
SOUTH AFRICA – In a surprising turn of events, Employment and Labour Minister Thulas Nxesi has decided to showcase his unique talent for making R5 billion disappear from the Unemployment Insurance Fund (UIF). The act, which he claims is a magical endeavour to combat unemployment, involves filing an urgent court application to set aside the […]
RICHARDS BAY – In a surprising turn of events, President Cyril Ramaphosa has declared a bold solution to the truck jam crisis on the N2 highway to Richards Bay—turning it into a national holiday named “Traffic Tuesday.” The announcement comes after the president’s visit to the Richards Bay port, where the truck traffic chaos has […]
BARBERTON – In a stunning turn of events, alleged human trafficker Sibusiso Malwane, arrested for transporting 23 undocumented immigrants, has been granted bail, proudly attributing his success to the cutting-edge features of his “custom-made vehicle.” National Prosecuting Authority spokesperson Monica Nyuswa, visibly bewildered by the vehicular ingenuity, confirmed the arrest on the R38, Barberton, on […]