The Kimberley Prospector

Author: Editorial Staff

DA Channels Inner Teletubbies in Hilarious Water Rights March

KIMBERLEY – In a whimsical twist, the Democratic Alliance (DA) in the Northern Cape has decided to take a page from the Teletubbies’ playbook, donning their party colour blue for a march to address the ongoing water crisis in Kimberley. When all else fails, why not let politicians embrace their inner tubby custard lovers? Scheduled […]

DA Holds Grand 3-Sentence Farewell for Dan Plato

In a stunning display of brevity that left even the most concise wordsmiths in awe, the Democratic Alliance (DA) bid farewell to former Member of the Western Cape Provincial Parliament, Dan Plato. In a carefully crafted trilogy of sentences, the DA managed to encapsulate the entirety of Plato’s political legacy, leaving citizens wondering if verbosity […]

Former Cape Town Mayor Dan Plato Joins People’s Movement for Change, Leaving DA

Former Cape Town Mayor Dan Plato Resigns from DA, Citing Policy Differences and Concerns over Palestine In a significant development for South African politics, Dan Plato, one of the Democratic Alliance’s (DA) most senior members and the former Cape Town mayor, has officially resigned from the party, citing policy differences and concerns related to the […]

COPE Condemns ANC MPs for Singing Archaic Struggle Songs in Parliament

CAPE TOWN – The Congress of the People (COPE) has strongly condemned the singing of archaic struggle songs by African National Congress (ANC) Members of Parliament (MPs) in the aftermath of the State of the Nation Address. COPE Chairperson Teboho Loate, MP, expressed deep concern over the incident, stating that such actions are reminiscent of […]

Kenny Kunene Takes Legal Action Against DA Councillors Over Leaked Personal Information

In a surprising turn of events, Kenny Kunene, the deputy president of the PA (Patriotic Alliance), has filed a criminal case against three Democratic Alliance (DA) councillors, accusing them of leaking his personal contact information. The case opened at the Sandton police station, sheds light on the alleged violation of the Protection of Personal Information […]

DA Expels MP De Freitas for Alleged Party Funds Graft: A Quiet End to a Long-Drawn Scandal

‘They protected him all along’ – DA quietly expels MP De Freitas for alleged party funds graft In a discreet move that has sent shockwaves through South African political circles, the Democratic Alliance (DA) has quietly expelled Member of Parliament Manuel “Manny” De Freitas, following allegations of siphoning funds from a constituency bank account. The […]

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